Kawasaki Girls
A Honda rider, a Suzuki rider, and a Kawasaki rider walk into a biker bar with two dozen Harleys parked out front. The bar goes quiet as they walk up and the Honda rider says to the bar tender “may I please have a glass of milk?” The bartender gives him a 1000 yard stare but pours him a glass of milk. The Suzuki riders is next and says “may I please have a glass of water, no ice?” Again the bartender begrudgingly obliges. The Kawasaki rider comes up and says “may I please get a glass of motor oil? My bike needs to be topped off.” The bartender is mildly more friendly but says “we don’t serve motor oil here, son.” The Kawasaki rider says “ok no worries. Can I just get a clean empty glass and also a pint of beer?” The bartender scratches his head but obliges. As he hands the Kawasaki rider the two glasses he asks “your bike can use beer instead of oil?” The Kawasaki rider says “no of course not. But I’ll put the empty glass under one of the Harleys out there and by the time I’m done with the beer I’ll have a pint of oil ready to go!”